Okay, so more about the Montreal trip (I told you it'd take a while)...
We're sitting at Globe (review below :-) ... when the guy next to us
stands up and stars off with "Excuse me... excuse me... ladies and
gentlemen." Now at this point, the guy's about 5 inches away from me,
and the urge to put my elbow in his abdomen is palpable... but I
resist... "8 months ago, I met the girl of my dreams..." (Cue freaked
out, nervous as all hell, in front of 200 strangers, girlfriend)...
Anyway, she says yes, and the guy's heart rate drops to near-
normal... but here's the question: Why do people do this? It's not
all that romantic... it's actually kind of idiotic... no? Am I just
jaded?
Anyway... Globe. Okay, so we get there... we have reservations for 9.
We're there 5 mns early. Our table's not ready, so we wait at the
bar... no big deal. As we stand there, a table's being set, right
next to where we stand. 15 minutes go by... finally someone comes
over and seats us at the table... the SAME table that was set 10 mns
ago! WTF!?
Now, our waitress... friendly, beautiful, super helpful, and just
generally a pleasure to have. Thank you Julie :) The rest of the
experience? Overpriced food, that ... well, wasn't all that good. The
best part was my friend looking over at me, visibly disappointed...
"Dude, we could do better than this." He wasn't wrong.
Oh, and Julie aside, the service was horrifically bad... with staff
literally snatching plates away before we were finished with them. I
mean, REALLY bizarre stuff
It's clearly a see and be seen place. Will I be back? Perhaps... I
doubt it... Montreal's got a tonne of restaurants with great food,
service, and ambiance, without the pretension... (btw, if you have
the chance, hit L'Express on Saint-Denis... fantastic French bistro
with great food and wine.)